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| #70 + (10) - <Kanitaria> ugh codi has a penis injury right now and can't have sex or masturbate and hes gettin really fuckin bitchy lol <Kanitaria> plus hes not helping with any of the dishes or laundry this week cause im home he figures i'll do it all <Kanitaria> fml <random4t4x14> Kanitaria: what the hell did he do to his penis? <GCNinja> so that ^^^^^^^^^^ <Gollom> Masturbated too hard? <GCNinja> dick punch? <Gollom> Tried to ride a bannister down the stairs but misjudged? <GCNinja> modify the cowboy position? <Gollom> Naked jumping jacks infront of a hungry dog? <random4t4x14> drunk masterbated, stood up and fell over on it? <GCNinja> did you staple it to his stomach? <random4t4x14> penacne? <Kanitaria> he did it to himself, i didn't do anything <GCNinja> mis alligned chisity belt? <GCNinja> chastity* <random4t4x14> vasectomy? <Kanitaria> he grabbed a shitty condom last week and it caused to much much friction and he tore his frenulum then the other day he thought he was good to go and it made3 it worse <Gollom> Stuck it in a pencil sharpener "just to see what it's like" |
| #71 + (-4) - <dave> so i was driving.. too fast <dave> some female officer took me off the road <dave> so i asked "how much?" <dave> she: 40 bucks <dave> me: alright, get in |
| #72 + (-1) - <Tre`> I have no girl <Tre`> to give me sex <Tre`> all I have <Tre`> is binary and hex |
| #73 + (-7) - <Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg <Relevant> Oops wrong window. |
| #74 + (-1) - <_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today <_Riddler_> and I got this boner <_Riddler_> I dunno <_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons <IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS |
| #75 + (3) - <ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her. <ooze> thats swedish rodeo. |
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