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| #82 + (410) - I love candy! |
| #83 + (34) - Mike Wu: supsup IdiotWithGuns: what u doing? Mike Wu: printing some ups stuff IdiotWithGuns: how come you do that? Mike Wu: i do everything Mike Wu: but this is to help s-p ship there stuff back to taiwan Mike Wu: lol IdiotWithGuns: yeah but how come you do that? Mike Wu: well i have to help package and label that stuff IdiotWithGuns: right IdiotWithGuns: how come? Mike Wu: lol Mike Wu: to ship IdiotWithGuns: yeah IdiotWithGuns: i am following, but how come tho? Mike Wu: theres gifts? Mike Wu: lol Mike Wu: kindle fire IdiotWithGuns: oh ok Mike Wu: haha |
| #86 + (13) - <JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z <JonTG> wait, shit |
| #70 + (10) - <Kanitaria> ugh codi has a penis injury right now and can't have sex or masturbate and hes gettin really fuckin bitchy lol <Kanitaria> plus hes not helping with any of the dishes or laundry this week cause im home he figures i'll do it all <Kanitaria> fml <random4t4x14> Kanitaria: what the hell did he do to his penis? <GCNinja> so that ^^^^^^^^^^ <Gollom> Masturbated too hard? <GCNinja> dick punch? <Gollom> Tried to ride a bannister down the stairs but misjudged? <GCNinja> modify the cowboy position? <Gollom> Naked jumping jacks infront of a hungry dog? <random4t4x14> drunk masterbated, stood up and fell over on it? <GCNinja> did you staple it to his stomach? <random4t4x14> penacne? <Kanitaria> he did it to himself, i didn't do anything <GCNinja> mis alligned chisity belt? <GCNinja> chastity* <random4t4x14> vasectomy? <Kanitaria> he grabbed a shitty condom last week and it caused to much much friction and he tore his frenulum then the other day he thought he was good to go and it made3 it worse <Gollom> Stuck it in a pencil sharpener "just to see what it's like" |
| #107 + (4) - <lrvick> whoa <lrvick> i just found a usb magstrip reader <lrvick> i never knew i had <lrvick> i wonder if it works like a keyboard... <lrvick> %B4744740232448132^VICK/LANCE R^1506101000000000087800878000000?;4744740232258132=15061010000000000878? <lrvick> well <lrvick> damn <lrvick> apparently it does <Science> What did we just read? <lrvick> no comment <Science> CC info, gotcha <ThantiK> lrvick... <ThantiK> you swiped a VISA... <ThantiK> 4744 is VISA start code for credit cards. <ThantiK> A bank of america one, specifically. <ThantiK> Might wanna change that now, lol - all of us probably have IRC logging turned on. You just threw your debit card info into all of our machines. <Science> WELL NO ONE WOULD HAVE KNOWN IF YOU HADN'T SAID IT MAN |
| #75 + (3) - <ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her. <ooze> thats swedish rodeo. |
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